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"Till Death Do
Us Part"
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by Diana Stone |
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Dateline June 2003.Is that wedding bells I hear? Astrologers believe that the wedding date and time should be carefully chosen with an eye to the stars. My article this time is one that has been published for my personal clients' e-newsletter. It was my most popular article and generated a great deal of response, so I will share it with this wider audience. We may be amused by the comedy of errors, but lets remember that this was supposed to be a young couple's special day. This is my way of reminding couples that a carefully chosen astrological wedding chart should be as important as the wedding vows.
"TILL DEATH DO US PART"
A friend of mine told me that she was attending a wedding on June 22, 2001 In Portland, Oregon scheduled for 6:00 PM.. If a committee of astrologers got together to choose a really bad marriage date, that is the day they would choose. I thought this would be a good test. I say this because the wedding was scheduled in the time of an eclipse. There were other reasons as well to recognize this as the marriage chart from hell. I asked my friend to report what happened. Below are her notes. You tell me if a bad day is a bad day.
·The groom's car was stolen and never recovered.
· The groom is a musician and had cut a CD. The only masters were in the car.
· Two groomsmen broke their arms and were in casts. The empty sleeve of their jackets dangling limply was definitely not cool.
· The bride and her mother did not check the seven attendants' dresses until the day before. They were a disaster. The Nordstrom wedding planner arrived with the new dresses two hours before the wedding pictures were taken at 4 PM.
· The groom's father had a flat tire on the way to have the alterations done.
· The groom's mother arrived from another city minus her garment bag of clothes and all of the accessories. She was power shopping at Nordstrom's just hours before the wedding.
· The little flower girl spilled raspberries on her dress and her mother raced over to Target for a new one an hour before the wedding. (Who feeds raspberries to a seven-year-old wearing a white dress??)
· The matron of honor was diagnosed with breast cancer just days earlier and was not in a joyous place.
· There were two chapels on campus. Half the guests went to the wrong one. Some thought they had the wrong day and went home.
· The satchel of music was left behind and had to be faxed just before the wedding.
· There was a rehearsal dinner for fifty. Some people brought guests. Some had to sit on the floor in the hall.
· The wedding started half an hour late.
STAY WITH ME. THERE IS MORE.
· The sound system went out after the first song and no one heard anything after that.
· The printed programs arrived late and were hurriedly passed out at the reception.
· The groom did not walk up to the higher level than the audience so no one could see him.
· The reception at a hotel provided parking for fifty. There were five hundred guests. They had to go back downtown to park.
· There was no receiving line and no head table. My friend never saw the bride.
· One of the bridesmaids left behind at the hotel her dress and camera that took the reception pictures and neither has been seen since.
· The wedding cost $100,000
· I asked how the bride held up. "She cried for a week!"
UPDATE
Where is this couple now?
I asked my friend to keep track of this couple. With an afflicted wedding chart it sets the tone for the entire marriage, not just the wedding day. The following Thanksgiving, my friend decided to check out the couple's current venture which was a coffee shack in a college town. They were opening that day. The only other coffee kiosk in the town was closed. The cars were lined up. When my friend approached she found the new bride with whipped cream all over her face. She did not know how to work the whipped cream machine and it shot her in the face. Meanwhile, there were hoses hanging around and espresso water was running all over. The groom was bailing it out with a bucket. My friend left without a latte. I don't anticipate happily ever after here.
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Diana Stone,
Astrologer
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Diana Stone began astrological studies in the 1960s under the tutelage of Charles Luntz, author of Vocational Guidance by Astrology.
In 1973, she established a private practice in Portland, OR. She serves a clientele that includes an extensive network of telephone clients.
Her book on the U.S. horoscope was published in 1976. In the early 90s she contributed to three anthologies published by Llewellyn Publishers and edited by Noel Tyl.
Diana has lectured extensively and is a popular keynote speaker. She delivered the keynote address at the United Astrology Conference in Orlando in July 2002.
She has been a student for over 30 years of Huna shamanism, the system practiced by ancient Polynesian kahuna. Huna Research, Inc. certified her as a teacher of the ancient lore.
Diana serves an extensive international clientele as a shaman specializing in soul retrieval. She and her brother formed a publishing company, Crystal Triangle Publishing, and the book they co-authored, The Lightbody Activation Manual, will be released in February 2003. Diana now resides in Vancouver, WA.
Diana Stone
12005 NW 14th Avenue
Vancouver, WA 98685
dianas@spiritone.com
www.DianaStone.com
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